Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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