- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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