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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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