A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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women's rights

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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