- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

The truth is he loves her!!

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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