What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Ily bae

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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