What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Mogok Papiti.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Justin's life

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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