Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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miha kako si?

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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