- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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