- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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