Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What black and has children A black man

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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woman's rights

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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