- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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