- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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