A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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hers a joke... japanese people

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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