- Anti Joke

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

The Big Band Theory

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Justin beiber's penis

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Nice belt.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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