There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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your life

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Patriarchy.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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