What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Your mother just died.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Racial Equality

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

The WPGA tour

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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