- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Who wants water? I do.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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