Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Pickles are moist.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What is the name of the car? What

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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