- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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