- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Take part of what?

Cripples are lame.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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