- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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