What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Chuck Norris.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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