- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

This is a joke.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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