- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

An Asian man fails a math test

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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