- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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