- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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