Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What is the name of the car? What

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Pickles are moist.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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