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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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