man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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