- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

I don't get it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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