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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

race-car = rac-ecar

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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