- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the dog die? He was old

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

This sentence is a lie.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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