- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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