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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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