- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

taking out the trash... at night

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Small Penis.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.