- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

whats your budget like? a budget.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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