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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

what is 3+3= 8

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did the old man say? Im old

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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