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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Screw it you write the joke.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

YOLO

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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