- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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