- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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