How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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penis in the camel

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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