little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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