- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call an arab ?

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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