How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

hers a joke... japanese people

Your life

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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