Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

H o m o comes out as homo

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Anti Joke

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