- Anti Joke

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.