- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the snake say to the rat?

why was the boy sad? because.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

CHORGLUND

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Kyle grund parker coffey

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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