How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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