- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

kennah campion when she talks

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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