This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

who do we all like george goodburn

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why didn't he finish his

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What ryhmes with turtle rape

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Anti Joke

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