- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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