What's the best rabbit for a black person?

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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