- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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