How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Major League Soccer

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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How you know when dislextic

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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