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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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George W. Bush

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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seek beauty

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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