Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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