Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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anal seepage

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Anti Joke

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