Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Pickles are moist.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Justin Bieber.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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