- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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