- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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