Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Men

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Continents are large islands.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Obama

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