Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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