Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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The WNBA

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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