Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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