- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

The EPA.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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