- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Matthew Wyckoff

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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