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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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