Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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learn. advance!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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