- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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