- Anti Joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Shea's sty....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.