- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Pickles are moist.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What comes after 69? mouthwash

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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