Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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AIDS

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Penis

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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lewis=cardiac

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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