What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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