- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Jersey Shore.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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