- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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