Women's rights

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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