- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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