- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

every knight i see an owl at window

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

An Aisian failed a test

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

The holocaust

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

You're a big fat monkey.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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