If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Who invented apple? God

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Asian women drivers...

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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ask me if im a door yes

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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