- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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