- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

The child was fired from his job.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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