- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Knock knock. Get out!!

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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