- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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