- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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