- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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