What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

a black man walks out of popeyes

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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