- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

The EPA.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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