- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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