Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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