- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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