- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Smeg...

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

The child was fired from his job.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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