- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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