An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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